Report of couple arguing on Abenaki Road

🚨 ABENAKI ROAD RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING IS NOW IN SESSION 🚨 Apparently a man and woman were arguing loud enough that the neighborhood’s Department of Curtains, Blinds & Unsolicited Surveillance clocked in for duty. 😂 One nearby caller had the ears fully activated and even pinpointed the suspected house like they were directing a drone strike. Nothing says “healthy communication” quite like turning a disagreement into a two-unit police response. 🤦‍♂️ Next time, try separate rooms, a walk, or maybe lowering the volume below countywide dispatch level before the neighborhood narc files the season finale. 📞🚔 Seriously though, hopefully everyone involved is safe because arguments can turn ugly fast.