13 Mile Road closed between Hoover and Van Dyke 

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I'm looking at your radar right now. That's the reason I'm doing it. I've got Windows 16. I've got Windows 16. We are clear. My laptops. I got 10 all over the place, and I do have one Windows Pro, 11 Pro, that I just bought. But, yeah, I'm not worried about the updates either. I mean, well, I don't do my banking on my computer, so what else are they going to get for me? An email message saying I... I bought something at, you know, Amazon. Big deal. Copy that, (name withheld). Oh, man, the road's closed. 13-mile road. God darn it. I'm going to have to snake my way through the subdivision here. This is the second time. This has got me. 13-mile road between Hoover and Bandike is closed. I don't know why. It looks like it's only closed in one direction. Best I can tell. But, well, if it's the Archdiocese making you upgrade and all that stuff and because of security and all that stuff, tell them just if they get a computer virus, just do an exorcism on it. Power of Christ compels you. Just put holy water on it. That'll fix it. I've seen it done before. Somebody spilled holy water on a computer, and you could see the demon rising up, like in a smoky kind of a, you know, misty kind of an escape. Well, that's always good to know. They got me sneaking through the subdivision just... east of the police department here. So they got 13 mile closed down, so I got to go all the way down to 12 mile to get home. We have... So if you want to go from all the way up to Ryan Road, you can. Eastbound is still close between...

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