Children engage in noisy lightsaber battle at night 

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(name withheld)'s tailpipe to call up. No, there's no shortage of the cranky people in my apartment complex. I consider myself four of the sheriff of the apartment complex. I get triggered by crackheads and domestic abusers, but there's a certain subsection of our... apartment complex. They got hit trigger fingers when it comes to it's 931 at night. I took (name withheld) and two brothers, got out the lightsaber, went out to the dark corner of the park a lot, and had an awesome lightsaber battle. Cranky old lady came out and said, You guys are violating a noise ordinance. I said, I'm sorry, ma'am. We'll get out of here. Come on boys, let's go.

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